Topic: WorldNetDaily
Given his record of legal and personal failure in recent years, it's no surprise that Larry Klayman would want to relive his glory years of filing harrassing lawsuits against the Clinton administration. And that's exactly what he does in his Sept. 7 WorldNetDaily column.
And since this is Larry Klayman we're talking about, he kicks things off with a huge blast of the derangement syndromes that occupy his fevered brain, of the Clinton and Obama varieties:
No matter how much gloss conservative talk-show hosts like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity try to spin in favor of the Grand Old Party, the hard reality is that presidential candidate Mitt Romney and his minions of timid, disorganized and confused Republicans took a bath this week at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C. That’s because the largely uneducated and ill-informed American electorate was treated to extensive brainwashing by black Muslims, leftists, feminists, radical gays and lesbians, atheists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians and others who wrapped themselves in sheep’s clothing. And, when it all was over last night, there was blood on the floor, this time ironically not from the over 80 people who mysteriously “died” during the Clinton administration – including former White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster, who many, including myself, believe to have been Hillary Clinton’s at one time extra-marital lover – but now figuratively from Mitt Romney, the Republican presidential candidate.
And who better to spill this blood than Hillary’s “faithful” husband, former President Bill Clinton.
Klayman, it seems, still believes in the discredited "Clinton body count."
In his laundry list of mostly ginned-up Clinton "scandals," Klayman inserts the claim that the Clintons were "simply stealing the White House furniture." In fact, the government found that there is little evidence that furniture orncomputers were stolen or damaged at the end of the Clinton administration.
Klayman proudly proclaims that Al Gore "lost the 2000 presidential election, largely due to the work I did at Judicial Watch, then hilariously insists that "I never went after Clinton to influence the election." If you can read that sentence without laughing yourselves silly, you're made of better stuff then we are.
Klayman is also incensed that the Bush administration didn't follow on his highly partisan anti-Clinton witch hunt, which means Clinton has come back to torment Klayman some more:
But when George W. Bush was predictably elected president in 2000, rather than ordering his Justice Department to work with me at Judicial Watch to put the Clintons away where the sun don’t shine – in prison – Bush, true to his establishment blue-blood roots, instead invited the Clintons to the White House for tea, praised them, and told Attorney General John Ashcroft to drop all legal matters concerning them. The establishment, Democrat and Republican alike, when push comes to shove, will always circle the wagons in high-level criminal and civil cases to protect itself. Only lower-level officials, if anyone, are burned at the stake and held legally to account.
Now, having been let off the hook by W. and congressional Republicans, 14 years later Bill Clinton has risen from the politically and legally dead and come back with a vengeance, fully “rehabilitated,” to deliver crushing blows to presidential candidate Mitt Romney at the DNC convention.
Poor Larry Klayman. All he has is his frivolous lawsuits from the Clinton administration to cling to, since he has no recent accomplishment he can point to now.
